Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
(via lauraleevan)
she’s the only person other than my dad that makes me want to cut..
(via bearwithbraces)
- Someone: That girl needs to dye her hair, her roots are terrible!
- Me: Lady Gaga colors her hair every three weeks.
- Someone: I had chicken last night and it was amazing!
- Me: Lady Gaga ordered chicken on a date one time.
- Someone: Hey can we go to the store? I'm out of shampoo.
- Me: Lady Gaga uses Aussie brand shampoo.
whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
(Source: moonchild30, via catsandmarijuana)
(Source: shrbr, via gothefuckhome)
(via fersurebomb)
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(Source: partouse, via vagina-thumper)
(via shutupandquityourcrying)
Yes mom, yes dad, I am a girl.
I dress like boy sometimes but I don’t want to be one, I just want to be me.
You don’t have to understand me, you just have to respect me.
<3 oh jesus.
(via strangerinthecloset)
