i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now



9/2/14after you left, pt.1

This this this this this

morbid, but real



after you left, pt.1

This this this this this

morbid, but real


If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which


see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

" It’s weird to feel like you miss someone you’re not even sure you know. "

- David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via sosh-y)

(Source: sad-plath)


Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

" I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself. "

you can just stop

(Source: gatitosarcoiris)


The Field Guide to Recruiting Lesbians

Oh, South Carolina, bless your little soul for consistently producing some of the most truly head-scratching stories of ignorance in the country. The most recent example? The University of South Carolina Upstate is canceling a performance called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less, because, apparently, no one has a sense of humor. State Senator Mike Fair seems to believe that the show is a “recruiting” event and, to be honest, I actually have no words to respond to that.

Senator Fair, I hate to break it to you, but we don’t actually recruit. If we did, however, I think our field guide might look something like this.